MEN’S MAJOR TURN OFFS ON THE FIRST DATE.

First up, the full glam makeup drama. Apparently, it sets the bar too high; dudes start expecting your brain to be as dazzling as your face. Well, who knew cosmetics came with an IQ boost?

Then we’ve got the timing theatrics. Being on time screams “desperation,” so the trick is to catch a TV episode an hour before. If your date’s at 7:00 pm, start getting ready at 6:00 pm, and leave your house at 7:00 pm. Because, you know, good things are totally worth making him wait.

Next, forget your squad at home! No room for Nansikombis on this first date adventure. Even if the dude is giving off major red flags, at least you’ll be the girl who kept her name clean in the comment section. Priorities, right?

Talking too much is a no-no. It’s his show; you’re just the guest star. Keep those feminist opinions under wraps, and let the dude impress you. And hey, your bestie’s drama? Not relevant. Unless you want to score a solid 10 on the “below average” scale.

Financial wisdom is the name of the game. Overdressing? That’s just asking for trouble. What if this seemingly charming guy turns out to be a thug in disguise? Dress down, keep it casual, and savor the opportunity to see what he’s really made of. Because, ladies, let’s not advertise standards blindly; it’s the first date, not a fashion showdown!